As Havant & Waterlooville FC continues its march up the football pyramid we submit a team sheet of players who have turned out for both clubs
These days we get linked to unknown full-backs from Crawley Town, but there was a time when we were regularly vying for the signature of world-class footballers. They never signed but it was nice to be associated
Those who can't play, coach. Those who can't coach, coach goalkeepers
We've got more warped Rumours than a secondhand record shop. So, who's been linked to join us so far this summer?
Pompey fan John Lish goes for a 3-5-2 formation with the killer combination of Dillon and Diarra in central midfield
Following a cruel snub, sports journalist Dave Clark drops Benjani to the bench and adopts a 4-2-3-1 formation
Whatever the gender of his first child Pompey Pedro has vowed to name he or she after a certain Portuguese midfielder. Here’s his favourite player XI
Ben @basicallypuyol is a player analyst at EASportsFIFA and works with Pompey, so he ought to know a thing or team about selecting a team