Those who can't play, coach. Those who can't coach, coach goalkeepers
We've got more secondhand Rumours than a vinyl revival record shop. Who's been linked to join us so far this summer?
Pompey fan John Lish goes for a 3-5-2 formation with the killer combination of Dillon and Diarra in central midfield
Following a cruel snub, sports journalist Dave Clark drops Benjani to the bench and adopts a 4-2-3-1 formation
Whatever the gender of his first child Pompey Pedro has vowed to name he or she after a certain Portuguese midfielder. Here’s his favourite player XI
Ben @basicallypuyol is a player analyst at EASportsFIFA and works with Pompey, so he ought to know a thing or team about selecting a team
Pompey Elevens’ founding father Gary Tipp got fed up waiting for others to submit their favourite player teams and so selected one of his own
A team made up of fresh-faced whippersnappers, but, as the song sort of goes, are these teenage dreams so hard to beat?